Contrary to what people may think about our boozing ways, let us assure you that Wasabinuki is not a one dimensional outfit of rogue individuals and drunkards. Our main purpose is to network and meet real and genuine people and it just so happens that alcohol is always nearby. Some of us are still frequently out and about, exploring various areas that would be ideal for people to hang out and basically have fun. What began as a modest weekly get together at Pompeii for pizza and beer turned into a full fledged organization. Until last year, the Drunken Olympics was THE event of the season, but we’ll be changing things up a bit so that every activity and event is memorable and worth experiencing. Here is the kicker: some of the upcoming events will not just revolve around the mass consumption of alcohol. For example, Wasabi Sports Day (working title), Wasabi Book Club, Food Festivals, just to name a few. No, Wasabinuki is not getting soft, rest assured if you challenged any one of us with our boozing intake, “WE WILL BRING THE NOISE DOWN ON YOU”, we’re just spreading our wings and digging in to our many resources to maximize Wasabinuki’s potential to be a fun group who pride themselves in experiencing what the world has to offer and meeting new people along the way.
The people of Wasabinuki do not discriminate. However, we don’t like folks that have the knack, talent, and uncanny ability to be asses (yes, that includes ass-holes and or jack asses), jerkies, douchebags, slut-monkey’s, bitch-mongers, whore-nuns, hater-facers, player-fakers, drama-magnets, cling-ons, psycho-bubble bears or cotton candy stick dynamite itch crotchers.

We would just like to meet the best part of you, but if the best part of you contains any of the characteristics previously mentioned above, even for one half of a damn split second, then we will run away from you as if you were the father and mother of the black plague. On top of that we will spread nasty rumors to random people that you like humping wild billy goats that only have three legs. We’re not talking about the older, adult billy goats. We’re talking about the young ones that haven’t even developed their sex organs or glands ot make milk you sick hormone raging animal belly rubber!

So if you are a stellar mo-fer and can make people laugh because you have a wicked sense of humor, can keep up and contribute in stimulating and entertaining conversation, shoot the shit when no one needs to take one, can drink alcohol without abusing it, are a graduate of the D.A.R.E program, and can be consistently swell, festive, and amazing, then we welcome you with open arms and ripe armpits.